• baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*
#17
necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

#17
tsunderesasukes:

naru—chan:

kay so by “since this whole sasuke thing started” does kiba mean from the beginning of the kage summit arc or from the beginning of the entire series cause i’m not so sure anymore

tsunderesasukes:

naru—chan:

kay so by “since this whole sasuke thing started” does kiba mean from the beginning of the kage summit arc or from the beginning of the entire series cause i’m not so sure anymore

#17

bishotas:

How many more of you are willing to die?
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hatsunemikufan108:

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.


cAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BABYSS FUCKKIN FACE THO

hatsunemikufan108:

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

cAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BABYSS FUCKKIN FACE THO

#17

bufferlimitexceeded:

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

:D Tai’s post came back around!

#17

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

#17

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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#17

bekutaa:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG

#17
nooby-banana:

fatass-mcnotits:

noondaylantern:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

i think you mean carcified

There were car crusadesThere are car holy warsThere are cars debating religion of a higher car being
This world is fucked up

Honestly even the people that made these movies are like “no don’t think about this world too much it gets too weird”

nooby-banana:

fatass-mcnotits:

noondaylantern:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

i think you mean carcified

There were car crusades
There are car holy wars
There are cars debating religion of a higher car being

This world is fucked up

Honestly even the people that made these movies are like “no don’t think about this world too much it gets too weird”

#17

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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#17
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

#17
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

#fma #17
thewicked-eternity